...when working with squash little bits of guts end up on her shiny, black cabinet doors.
...when baking, some of her drawer handles become covered with batter smudges.
...her stovetop has little crunchies under the burner.
...to the left of her sink is in a constant state of disarray.
...her cereal selection would make a six year old jealous.
...this guy's always at her feet because he knows she's going to drop something.
...the recycle bin is always overflowing because she's too
...she forgets about rising dough in the warm microwave on a Wednesday.
...she somehow manages to forget about rising dough in a warm microwave on Thursday, too.